fuckyeahspookyshit:

My favorite month is coming…

micdotcom:

The 17 best #GoodellMustGo tweets the NFL must see

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell is facing mounting pressure to resign over his response to the Ray Rice incident, and the movement has picked up even more steam in the form of a hashtag: #GoodellMustGo.

The Rice debacle, which began all the way back in February, reached a fever pitch last week when TMZ released a full-length video showing Rice knocking his then-fiancée and now-wife unconscious in an Atlantic City elevator. 

The calls for Goodell’s resignation over the terribly mishandling of the situation have been raining down from all sides, particularly from women’s groups. UltraViolet, an organization that aims to expand women’s rights, is flying #GoodellMustGo banners above three NFL games on Sunday.

How to Draw

loveyouheichou:

1. You have no talent

2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent

3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you

(Source: lordnitori)

Dress Rant

Being weirdly shaped and having weird taste, it’s a miracle when I find a good dress unless I have one made. Not having time or caring enough about home comming for that, my mom and I have been searching. I found two count them Two nice dresses and she said she hated both of them. Others in the store loved them and complimented me but noooo my mom has to be as difficult as possible. And this isn’t like JC Penny or Macy’s. No, I have to go to boutiques in buildings from the 1800s. Not that I mind that but it’s not like there are a lot of places I can go near by.

Italian ice tea. It has what I believe is a sugared lemon in it. A. Maz. Ing.

My mom and I share a bathroom

I was getting my clothes from the bathroom hamper as instructed by my mother, “Get out! I’m taking a shower!”

"And, I’m just doing what you told me to?"

"And I want privacy."

"Mother, I have seen your insides."

My mother became disgusted and shreiked, “GET OUT!”

Is it wrong that I plan on watching Henry Danger?

There’s a famous haunted house called the winchester house. Woah. I may have to write a fan fiction on how that came to be guys.